.. here’s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel knowledgeable.Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as ‘plucking the yew’ (or ‘pluck yew’).Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and they began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus. "Oh, Pa!" I almost yelled at him, "Don't you dare give this gun away to no ... It's beautiful, so beautiful." I could feel tears of excitement forming in my eyes as I held out my hand to receive it.As I accepted this most wonderful gift Pa said the magic words, "I think you're ready, Son."I held it at arm's length so I could look at it and take in the whole wonderful sight. Suddenly, all at once Pa's training kicked in and I opened the breech and checked. Sure enough there was a shell in the chamber. I jacked the gun all the way open and caught the shell as it came flying out. It was not a live round. I realized then Pa was testing me. He wanted to make certain I would practice the gun safety he had been drilling in me since I was six years old and permitted to shoot his big twenty-two for the first time. He nodded and smiled.Suddenly I handed the gun back to him. "Here, Pa," I said and handed him the gun. He looked at me in surprised confusion as he accepted it from me. I think he.
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